About Us

Hey, welcome to Super Specific Shirts! Our expert specificians are professionally trained in the art of specificity, ensuring that your specific shirts are absolutely jam-packed with particular details about your situation. This, in turn, allows us to bring you shirts that no other human being on the planet could possibly relate to - every little detail is specific to your situation!

If you ever see another person out on the street wearing the same Super Specific Shirt as you, give us a call. Not only will we send a complementary (and, incidentally, complimentary) hit squad to eliminate them, but your next shirt will be absolutely free!